Look. We've all had to sit through that horrible thing that one guy did with the 50 PowerPoint slides of an unimaginable gradient, full of paragraphs and bullet points that were poorly read as they were being seen for the very first time. Don't be that one guy. You're better than that. Yes, you. We're looking directly at you. We like what you're doing with your hair.
If you want to make a statement. If you want to command respect. If you want every presentation you give to end with a slow clap that culminates in a hero's parade, you know where to find us.